Quotes From "Billys Log The Hilarious Diary Of One Mans Struggle With Life Lager And The Female Race" By Dougie Brimson

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To be fair, her expected hatred of all things male has not materialised because it is clear that she simply dislikes everyone. I suspect that this is an attempt to remain aloof from the minions but it has backfired badly. The women, who were looking upon her as a potential saviour, now regard her as a traitor to her sex. The blokes are just relieved. Dougie Brimson
I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time...
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I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink. Dougie Brimson
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Emma has just rung and sarcastically asked me if I was ever planning on asking her out again. After fighting back my initial reaction to answer ‘only if you’re going to put out this time, ’ I told her that, in these days of equality, it was her turn to ask me. Which, amazingly enough, she did. Dougie Brimson